(Sing to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas)
On the 1st day of Christmas my father gave to me a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 2nd day of Christmas my father gave to me 2 tractors, and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 3rd day of Christmas my father gave to me 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors, and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 4th day of Christmas my father gave to me 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors, and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 5th day of Christmas my father gave to me: 5 bales of hay, 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors , and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 6th day of Christmas my father gave to me: 6 milkers milking, 5 bales of hay, 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors, and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 7th day of Christmas my father gave to me: 7 helpers helping, 6 milkers milking, 5 bales of hay, 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors , and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 8th day of Christmas my father gave to me: 8 water buckets, 7 helpers helping, 6 milkers milking, 5 bales of hay, 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors , and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 9th day of Christmas my father gave to me: 9 calves a bawling, 8 water buckets, 7 helpers helping, 6 milkers milking, 5 bales of hay, 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors, and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 10th day of Christmas my father gave to me: 10 goats a gawking, 9 calves a bawling, 8 water buckets, 7 helpers helping, 6 milkers milking, 5 bales of hay, 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors , and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 11th day of Christmas my father gave to me: 11 farmers feeding, 10 goats a gawking, 9 calves a bawling, 8 water buckets, 7 helpers helping, 6 milkers milking, 5 bales of hay, 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors, and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!
On the 12th day of Christmas my father gave to me: 12 chickens pecking, 11 farmers feeding, 10 goats a gawking, 9 calves a bawling, 8 water buckets, 7 helpers helping, 6 milkers milking, 5 bales of hay, 4 cows in heat, 3 heifer calves, 2 tractors, and a hot cup of fresh coff-ee!